The Evil Thoughts of an Ai-Prince
Saturday, November 29, 2003
 
deviantART: Inked Elf by ~Clipped-Wings
Monday, November 24, 2003
 
Just a note, Im in a school rendition of "The Caucasian Chalk Circle" has been quite fun so far. I have quite a few parts so far, and it seems to go up every week.

Im getting The Cure's Bloodflowers album soon XD !

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you ice-cream, throw it away, life's up to no good." - Me
 
Just a note, Im in a school rendition of "The Caucasian Chalk Circle" has been quite fun so far. I have quite a few parts so far, and it seems to go up every week.

Im getting The Cure's Bloodflowers album soon XD !

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you ice-cream, throw it away, life's up to no good." - Me
 
Recorded my bit for a Rugby FM quiz today. I'm gonna put up when it's gonna be on later. Pardon me whilst I brag for a second...

My individual score was 9, the single highest score so far.

All together, we scored 60, the highest score before we got there was 42.

I think we're off to a good start.
Monday, October 27, 2003
 
In case you had forgotten

There's something on the internet called the USENET oracle, it's what the matrix oracle is based on sort of. Basically you ask it questions and it asks you one in return, hilarity ensues, if you wish to learn more send a message with "help" in the subject line to... oracle@cs.indiana.edu

Here are a few questions that I answered, what was asked is marked with } and my answer is marked with >...

}The Internet Oracle requires an answer to this question!
}Please tell me everything about the famuos voilinist Pagenine.

>You must be mistaken, page 9 only has a busty brunette.
>You owe the oracle page 5... wowser!




}The Internet Oracle requires an answer to this question!
}Oh mighty and wise Oracle, please take a moment and
}answer my humble question.
}
}How would the Harry Potter movies be different if the
}part of Hagrid was played by Steve Irwin?

>H: Hagrid, what exactly is that?
>Hag: Oh, That? It's a right rascal it is, nearly bit my head off the little blighter.
>R: I know what that is! But Hagrid how did you get one? (Pssst... stick to the script)
>Hag: I wrassled it with my bare hands in the outback.
>HG: Is that…a dragon?
>R: That's not just a dragon! That's a Norwegian Ridgeback!
>Hag: Isn't he buutiful, look I can put my whole head in his mouth, norbet hasnt half grown, haven't ya
>mate?
>H: Norbert?
>Hag: Well he's gotta have a name don't he? Don't you Norbert? Te de de de de! Oh! Woah! He'll
>have to be trained up a bit of course, soon, Ill be able to put my whole body in his mouth, kick him
>around, stare at him, and he wont be bothered at all. Y'see, at the moment he does this...
>*URK...*
>
>You owe the oracle some absestos underwear.

Wednesday, October 22, 2003
 
Hockey...

One of the few sports in which I make an effort to do well.

Doesn't stop me being poor at it, we had a game on Monday, lower set versus top set, it was quite surprising. We got the ball into the goal twice, but both times it was discounted as being illegal, the top set team scored twice, one time of which we thought they couldnt score. The top set did manage to hide behind the rules a lot, like in many sports it would seem that hockey is plagued with unneccassary rules. Still, I think we managed quite well, I decided to mark one of the prides of the top set throughout, it was hilarious, he is much faster and more skilful than me, though I did succeed in removing the ball from him a couple of times....

woo!
Friday, October 17, 2003
 
POISONED!!!
Dr Moore has POISONED me with ammonia.
This is the second time that I've been poisoned, last time it was Mr Abbys with the chlorine.
...
POISONED!!!
Monday, October 13, 2003
 
If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love I gain nothing Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always perseveres. Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away...And now these things remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.
--1 Corinthians 13:1-8, 13
Friday, October 10, 2003
 
Fat, to the tune of Michael Jackson's "Bad"

Your butt is wide?
Well mine is too
better watch your mouth
or I'll sit on you

The word is out
better treat me right
coz Im the king
of cellulite

ham on, ham on, ham on wholewheat
Alright!

My zippers bust
my buckles break
I'm too much man
for you to take

The pavement cracks
when I fall down
Ive got more chins
than chinatown

Well I never used the phonebooth
and I never seen my toes
when I'm at the movies
I take up seven rows

Coz I'm fat, yeah I'm fat
Yaknow?

Never call me pudgy
porky or stout
let me tell you
once again...

WHO'S FAT?


Ed started singing this in chemistry so I scribbled it down.
 
note that despite my earlier link about lan parties, this one will be held in a church with a bunch of tame 15 year olds, there will most likely be very little (if any) alcohol at this one.
 
I was glad to hear that Tom is getting a Playstation 2, I'll have to introduce him to .hack// a rpg/anime combo
 
Posting from school today, I have one of the big glass IT offices in front of me there are god-knows-how-many other people in the room.

I have a rehearsal after school today for the caucasian chalk circle, which should be fun, I get to be...

The Invalid - Im someone in a court case who is sueing a doctor for practising for free, I was supposed to be so annoyed at this (I put him through med school) that I had a stroke.

A catholic - Woo, Im one of the two people in the church at the beginning.

A petitioner - What more can I say?

Other things of note are that Im learning photoshop 7 now, which is great fun and my electro-acoustic guitar was fixed by my dad on tuesday.

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